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Aug. 15th, 2008 03:58 pm
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Feel free to use it if you like. :)
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How did I spend the 4th of July?

Well I didn't celebrate or anything; I'm British. ;)

Happy belated 4th to those of you who did though.

P.S. This journal title is false. There were no whippets, so Mrs Postlethwaite was unable to even have a fiasco.

P.P.S. There is no Mrs Postlethwaite.

P.P.P.S. Number One: The Larch.
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It's Saturday, 5am.
The sun is coming up.
I've got a tin full of tobacco, three cans of Carling, and I'm watching Ninja Terminator on Google Video.

Fantastic

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Jun. 16th, 2008 08:08 pm
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Because [livejournal.com profile] ember_komodog has a fascination with Radinov's bewbs, and [livejournal.com profile] foxb was afraid of them (like they're Bewbs of Doom, or something), I made the following icon.



BEWBS ARE GONNA GET YOU! :O

OWLS!

May. 23rd, 2008 07:47 pm
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OWLS!

Simon Cowell has something to hide, apparently.

It's a conspiracy! :O

Just remember: you can't fool owls. *nod*
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Nanaca†Crash. Ahh days gone by.

Every now; ZUUUUUUUUUBAN! :D
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After the York meet this weekend I stayed with Spunky and Za at their place in Sheffield, along with FoxB and Wolfpaw.

On our way back from Sheffield, Spunky played a load of cheesy music in the car; one song of which was "Move Your Dead Bones" by Dr Reanimator.

Back in work today I suddenly heard the lyrics in my head and realised something...

...the song not only goes on about dead people coming back to life and dancing for all eternity, but it repeatedly tells the same dead people to "have sex". Is Dr Reanimator some sort of necrophiliac? :O

"Hey living penis, guess what? SHUN!"

Jet-lag!

Feb. 11th, 2008 01:09 pm
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Jet-lag: It's like being hit by a ton of invisible lead soup.

To put it more accurately it's like being hit by a ton of lead soup and a powerball.

I need G.E.F.A.F.W.I.S.P. to send someone to provide some Percussive Counter-Induction.

...

...

Yes, I watched some of Brass Eye again yesterday. XD
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Don't try to beat the bollards. ;)

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I heard today about a question that was on a recent episode of the game show "Are you smarter than a 10 year old?" which made me chuckle.

The question was arithmetic based and is as follows.

"What is 5 + 3 x 0?"

The contestent answered with "Eight".
The children answered with "Zero".

Who's wrong? Well, obviously the contestent is wrong as anything multiplied by zero is zero. 5 + 3 x 1 would equal 8.
But what about the children; was their answer correct? The show's host and researchers certainly thought so.



Surprise, surprise; it wasn't. 5 + 3 x 0 = 5

How does that work, you ask? Simply. In arithmetic multiplication and division are always take precedence except in the case of parenthesis usuage. Hence the sum becomes 5 + ( 3 x 0 ). Three multiplied by zero is zero, and five plus zero equals five. Simple!

If you don't believe me, ask Google! Type in 5 + 3 x 0 (including spaces) and check out the result. :)

Oh, and if you're trying to follow along with a software calculator make sure that it's set to "Scientific". For those of you who have Scientific calculators, make sure that it's set to "Maths" and not "Stun". ;D

The 10 year olds may be smart, but the show's researchers certainly aren't.
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I was looking through my backups and found the 80 minute mix of "Bananaphone" that I made years ago.

Why did I make this? Someone (I think it was Lum) joked that if they had a CD of constant Bananaphone they would use it as the hold music at their workplace. So I made it. XD

Anyone want an 80 minute CD with Bananaphone on it? ;D
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Lisa needs braces.
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Everything's made of wiggley-woo.

:O

May. 11th, 2007 04:28 pm
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I was eating some chunky soup, with chunks, and I swallowed the Little Book of Calm! :O

"Put some Lavender on your pillow..."

OMFG

Jan. 10th, 2006 09:33 am
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THALYI enters KITCHEN
THALYI: Only two days to go! Time to pack!
KITCHEN: But! The Laundry!

--- Packing Battle Starts ---

LAUNDRY arrives.
FURSUIT arrives.
UNMENTIONALBLES arrive.

LAUNDRY: You forgot about us!
THALYI: We shall see who is all washed up!

LAUNDRY attacks with OLD SOCKS. THALYI -423 HP.
FURSUIT attacks with B.O. THALYI -265 HP.
UNMENTIONABLES attack with STAINS. THALYI -124 HP.

THALYI: I accept the challenge of Mr. Sparkle!
THALYI summons MR. SPARKLE.
MR. SPARKLE: I'm disrespectful to dirt. Can you see that I am serious?
MR. SPARKLE attacks with NON-BIO. LAUNDRY -2562 HP.
LAUNDRY is defeated.
MR. SPARKLE attacks with FABRIC SOFTENER. FURSUIT -3435 HP.
FURSUIT is defeated.
MR. SPARKLE attacks with STAIN REMOVER. UNMENTIONABLES -2278 HP.
UNMENTIONABLES are defeated.

--- Packing Battle Ends ---

THALYI: What a brave corporate logo!
MR. SPARKLE: Misutaa Supaakoru! Un no yoo besuto washuuuuuu!


I'll post something more journalish later.

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