I want a Hazard suit....

[graafen]

"Welcome to the H.E.V. mark 4 protective system. For use in hazardous environment conditions. High - impact reactive armour activated. Atmospheric contaminant sensors activated. Vital sight monitoring activated. Automatic medical systems engaged. Weapon selection system activated. Munition level monitoring activated. Communications interface online. Have a very safe day."

Comments

[godzuki.livejournal.com]

Doesnt it make you feel so safe and secure....mrr...at least untill you meet that scientist who goes

"They are waiting for you gordon.....in the TEST chamber..."

He scares me.

Oh! And welcome to my friends list!

One size fits all?

[odaen.livejournal.com]

Since its all made of metal, I wonder how they can deal with only 1 size to fit all the people - surely if a shorter, or wider scientist came in, they'd have to order a special suit to fit him/her, costing in the range of several million pounds.

[jacel]

I hear it comes with a built-in beverage fridge in the left thigh. Perfect for when you're out killing aliens, because everyone knows that coca-cola gives you supreme powers of 0wnage..and stuff...

Gah. So sue me, I'm feeling weird and unfunny -_-