Ugh...

That little cough I had yesterday has developed into a fully fledged chesty cough. Good thing I already have some cough medicine lying around.

Oasis

I would rather slam my tackle in a door than actively listen to anything by Oasis.

If I ever meet the tone-deaf Gallahger's I shall make my best attempt to defenestrate them, preferably from 10+ floors.

Attention:

Don't forget the pancakes on Jif Lemon Day.